running commentary:

Legend of the Seeker! ep 1 and 2.

Xena!

I recognise that dune!

Amd that hill! "Take the villaaaaaage!"

*quoting Star Wars extensively*

*also Xena*

The sword of veracity! ... no that's "Hercules", but anyway

ooo evil Craig Parker in the last seconds of ep 1.

...

and in the opening seconds of ep 2

More Xena

More Star Wars

ohnoes! Obi-Wan!

The sword of veracity again

yay he killed Vader!

Explosions!

Awww he rescued Leia. And Obi-Wan lives! Free will rules!

Finally another couple of seconds of evil!Craig Parker... or Bavmorda.