prostitution fashionista

[zappo]

Walking along in my jeans, big woolly sweater and even bigger bright-yellow work jacket (think road workers), with a thick toque pulled down to my eyes, I was hailed by some ordinary looking guy.

Guy: "Hello! How much do you charge for a blowjob?"

Me: "Whuuu?"

Guy: "Yes, do you charge money for sex?"

Me: "No, but I can give you a black eye instead."

Guy: "Sorry!" *backs off with hands in air

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