prostitution fashionista
Jan. 28th, 2011 09:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zappoWalking along in my jeans, big woolly sweater and even bigger bright-yellow work jacket (think road workers), with a thick toque pulled down to my eyes, I was hailed by some ordinary looking guy.
Guy: "Hello! How much do you charge for a blowjob?"
Me: "Whuuu?"
Guy: "Yes, do you charge money for sex?"
Me: "No, but I can give you a black eye instead."
Guy: "Sorry!" *backs off with hands in air
Tableaux!
Guy: "Hello! How much do you charge for a blowjob?"
Me: "Whuuu?"
Guy: "Yes, do you charge money for sex?"
Me: "No, but I can give you a black eye instead."
Guy: "Sorry!" *backs off with hands in air
Tableaux!
